Bad Poetry Day

August 18 is Bad Poetry Day.
In celebration of that day here is my bad poem.

Welcome to my home
I’m so glad you came for dinner.
I know it hasn’t been that long
But the last time weren’t you at bit thinner.

Dinner is one of my favorites
My personally choice I like to boast
Spent all day yesterday making it
You’ll just love my liver and noodles on toast.

Wait until you see my talented kids
After dinner they have a surprise for you
They going to sing every song
That was ever sung by the group Blink 182.

Dessert will be a special treat
Made by my old friends at the home
Glitter pudding on crackers
That they topped with polyurethane foam.

We’ll end our evening together
In our most unusually way
As we give thanks for our time together
We will dance the nutcracker ballet.

we look forward to went we meet again
We’ll be so glad you came to dinner
So happy that you really love us
And it's not just because we're the mega lottery winners.