I’ve order a tent, found a place in the yard for volley ball, croquet, and horseshoes. My husband is bringing home a wagon full of hay for hayrides. We’ll have lots of good food, hopefully good weather, with lots of family and friends. All we need is you!!
From previous parties:
If Jori feels you up, it counts as a monogram.
No deep fried twinkles or snickers bars- Tim will be out of town :(
Boobs are not to be exposed in my driveway, house or yard!
Remember too any one under 150lbs, no matter how much you drink, you won’t be able to lift up my husband.
We need a new person for Easter Bunny, but the bunny might also scare the kids.
Eating white bread with a box over your head does not get the alcohol out of your system any faster.
Any one sneaking onto the roof will stay up there until all the gutters are cleaned, and then will be used as target practice.
Yes, you can bring both your x-husbands.
When you’re drunk there really is a word “pajambo” and it does have a meaning.
Please keep fingers and toes out of the pond, we do have a wild snapping turtle that took up residence there.
We’re not responsible for fabricated rumors that are spread around after the party.
I need to keep away from Stephie and her box-o-wine.
4 comments:
And now Jori has finished her degree in a medical field, so it totally counts as a check up!
Uncle Tim can't come?? I was looking forward to deep fried goodness!
Oh goodness, I remember some of those times. Have a great time at the picnic. Sounds like lots and lots of fun!!
Come Kara!! There will be many kids your daughters age. I don't know everyone address and I'm terrible at sending out invitations. Sorry!
Did I forget anyone else?
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